Totally Materialistic and Shallow Things I Would Do if I Had Unlimited Funds

Thanks to Rachel for linking to this wonderful blog. Any fans of lists should check it out. Here's my list of Totally Materialistic and Shallow Things I Would Do if I Had Unlimited Funds.

1. Build a roller coaster in my backyard designed by the guy who made the Hulk and Disney's Rockin' Roller Coaster.
2. Enlist Gordon Ramsey to be my personal chef/cooking instructor. Hopefully, he'll talk to me like I'm a British person and not rudely like he does to most Americans.
3. Spend a month in Rome, Paris, London and Barcelona.
4. Go shopping with Clinton Kelly & Stacey London in New York City and buy anything that fit.
5. Host a party and fly all of my family from around the country (including my Buckleys) to party.
6. Host another party and fly all my best friends to get crunk on some kind of fancy drink.
7. Buy up E! and give an hour long special to Ross Matthews and make the Soup a full hour long show.
8. Recreate this scene from comic xdcx with a ballpit for me and my friends.
9. Build a stage in downtown Philadelphia and invite all my funniest friends to perform with me.
10. Have a private captain fly me to each and every state in the US just so I could put my foot down in each state - in the same day.