Someone to make fun of the Bachelorette while I watch it.
Someone to take out the trash. It's heavy! And stinky!
Someone to cuddle with at night. I have to sleep with the lights on!
Someone to kill the bugs. There's been two spiders, one roach and a grasshopper. C'mon.
Someone to help in the mornings. Man, it's hard to get ready, get a baby ready, feed both of us, pack a purse and a daycare bag, and still play a little.
Someone to vent when the baby is sick. I've alternated between my parents, Bryan's parents, my coworkers and my friends. No one cares as much as Bryan would.
Someone to share a <strike>bottle</strike> glass of wine.
Someone to go get me another bowl of watermelon.
Someone to wash the dishes.
Someone to tell me to get off my phone.
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